insanity on a stick 

Used to describe an activity or situation that is crazy or outrageous.

John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!

insanity on a stick by Trendall July 11, 2011

human centipede on a stick 

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.

Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'

human centipede on a stick by martin4132 March 6, 2017

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

Tits on a stick by Leon February 27, 2003

poo -on -a -stick 

Poo on a stick was an innovation in self defense technology that hit markets in the 1990's. It was discovered and distributed by the Upright Citizens Brigade in an attempt to promote mass chaos.

Get back or I'll hit you with my poo -on -a -stick!

poo -on -a -stick by SythKydd420 February 8, 2009

head on a stick

(Def. 1): A popular method of intimidation in ancient history; where the winning army cuts off the heads of defeated soldiers, impaling them on a pike or stick to demoralize and frighten the conquered people. It was also used after an execution to make a public example of the consequences of breaking the law.

(Def. 2): A metaphor describing retaliation or punishment for another's wrongdoing, or public outrage against an individual or group for the same reason.

After the BP Oil Spill; many Americans would like to see Tony Hayward's head on a stick, myself included.

head on a stick by Dr. Claw August 18, 2010

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

peeing on a stick by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

cancer on a stick 

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

cancer on a stick by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016