i am way to sober for this shit right now 

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

i am way to sober for this shit right now by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances

Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now

Ok this is my life now by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020

this is all now 

This Is All Now is an amazing pop-punk band. The group consists of Okan(Singer), Louie(Guitarist), Thomas(Bass), Jordan(Guitarist), and Mike(Drummer).

Kat: OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT TICKETS FOR THIS IS ALL NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
Adi: Who are they?
Kat: This really awesome band I love them check them out

*Checks them out*

Adi: OH MY GOSH THEY'RE AMAZING YOU'RE LUCKY FOR GETTING TICKETS

this is all now by Kat16 January 28, 2014

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time 

the cult chants this in my livingroom while i bleed out on the floor

Cultists "to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time"
Me *bleeding on the floor after being stabbed 80 times*

to the left, take it back now yall, one hop this time by squiggatron April 22, 2020

This place is now officially gone

No future for America

This place is now officially gone

This place is now officially gone by Evilous Dark Power January 8, 2021

This Nigussu On Me Right Now

When a teacher or friend refuses to hop off you and leave you alone.

"I can't go on my phone, this nigussu on me right now."

This Nigussu On Me Right Now by Abobbyaslan April 19, 2026

this is it.. don’t get sent now 

respect the sender.. or get sent

“chill out, yudas. this is it.. don’t get sent now”

this is it.. don’t get sent now by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022