splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

splooge on my nooge by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

George Noory 

George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a George Noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

George Noory by FairyGirl25 May 21, 2008

noogle 

A collection of stories, headlines and links for news sites arranged in an aggregated space on one page.

newsnoogle.us
newsnoogle.com
newsnoogle.biz etc.

noogle by Baron Smart May 6, 2008

noobyskins 

a scammer on discord, cheats in valorant and fortnit

Shmurkio: "I love playing this game!"
noobyskins: "Blud, I am a rude person and I only care about money and cheating. Blud, I am going to cheat in this game xaxaxa!"
Shmurkio: "Blud, stop being such a goofball!"
noobyskins: "Scheiße digga"

noobyskins by Shmurkio June 12, 2023

nooky 

sex

wanna have nooky my cookie?

nooky by Shant August 20, 2003

noory 

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.

noory by FairyGirl25 May 20, 2008

noogle 

a word or phrase which yields no search results on google.

searching google for the word "overdrasticated" yields no results, hence it is a noogle.

noogle by thewebguy April 18, 2006