Poop of No Return 

When you're close enough to your destination that it doesn't make sense to stop and poop, but far enough from home that you wouldn't have been able to go before you left.

Bill passed the rest stop and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. It was going to be close, since he was 15 minutes from his grandma's house, but he had passed the Poop of No Return.

Poop of No Return by milkacows_mom April 8, 2010

Poor-no 

1. The pornography of the poor.
2. Two or more poor people engaged in a sexual act.
3. A rich person.
4. One who refuses being poor.

5. The denouncement of poverty.
6. Saying 'no' quite poorly.

example 1
guy: last night we passed by skid-row and we seen these bums doing a Poor-no in the middle of the street!

example 2
Cop1: Are you in a gang BOY!?
Guy: no
Cop2: well that was a Poor-no! say it with some balls BOY . . .

Guy: NO, I AM NOT A GANG MEMBER, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT . . .

Cop1: Much better boy, thank you.

Poor-no by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014

Kids at the pool with no towels 

When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.

"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."

Kids at the pool with no towels by corrupteddevil September 13, 2009

No more water in the swimming pool 

When you have gave all your love but it has been drained. Your heart has been broken and will take a long time to heal (like filling up a pool)

No more water in the swimming pool means that your heart is broken.

No more water in the swimming pool by cuocuo May 11, 2020

No Sweaters in the Pool 

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.

(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."

No Sweaters in the Pool by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009

Poop Sandwich No Bread 

The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.

Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.

Poop Sandwich No Bread by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009

poop pants no diaper 

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

poop pants no diaper by Zecter April 6, 2021