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nutty sailor 

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.
Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.
nutty sailor by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025

shit splat natty splat shits 

What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

Natty to Slampiece Ratio 

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

Sahbabii Featuring T3 And Joe Budden Podcast 821 Called "'Natty'" Are Synomous 

Sahbabii Featuring T3 And Joe Budden Podcast 821 Called "'Natty'" Are Synomous
Sahbabii Featuring T3 And Joe Budden Podcast 821 Called "'Natty'" Are Synomous

nutty in the salsa 

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA
me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

Sunny Nutty 

A festive holiday drink comprised of the following:
1.5 oz Disaronno

1.5 oz Skrewball peanut butter whisky
1/2 fresh squeezed orange (sub orange bitters if available)
Hot water
Topped with whipped cream

Hoping to provide people a brighter side of 2020 regardless of how nutty it has been.
Hey Bri, looks like the snow is getting ready to come down, can you set us up with a couple of Sunny Nuttys to tie us over until I get this fire going.
Sunny Nutty by ay0kay November 16, 2020