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snarf my nards

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The act of sucking testicles.

Command. Snarf being the verb.
Hey baby, wanna snarf my nards?
by IT Guy SMC January 22, 2009
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lady nards

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Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.
I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!
by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021
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awe nards

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What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.
by Mother lord September 30, 2017
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poop nards

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When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!
I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards
by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021
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Little nards

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A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking
Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer
by Monkey fart June 4, 2022
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Nardos

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Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.

If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.

Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.

The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
A: Have you met the new girl, she is super cool!
B: Yea, she is a total Nardos.
by Al.E December 29, 2020
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super-keen nadster

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Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.
"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."
by univydd November 16, 2011
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