You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude 

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude by The Timmer December 10, 2008

Dude, Where's my Car? 

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed

SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.

Dude, Where's my Car? by johnashmore January 24, 2010

Dude she laughed my dick out 

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

Dude she laughed my dick out by Shim 504 April 28, 2017

dude, where's my car? 

The continuam transdingalingthingy! Greatest movie ever!!!


SHIBBY

Dude, where's my car?
Where's your car dude?

dude, where's my car? by Big Rog. February 7, 2005

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead 

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'

Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.

dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead by Ninja-wizard-pimp-ghetto-lowtax-maddox-internet. September 12, 2008

Dude Where's My Car 

Best movie fucking ever, with Ashton Kutcher in it.

Dude, have you seen Dude Where's My Car ? I love that movie so much, I watched it six times this weekend.

Dude Where's My Car by sennaww April 18, 2011

That one dude who took my subway at train station 

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

That one dude who took my subway at train station by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018