You're Slapping My Cock 

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

You're Slapping My Cock by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

suck my cock 

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass

"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."

suck my cock by DEC_42 January 17, 2008

Wank My Cock 

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

Wank My Cock by k-k-Kenzi June 18, 2007

She wants my cock 

A cataphrase signifying that a particular woman has romantic and/or sexual feelings for a particular man.

George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?

Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???

George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!

She wants my cock by z;P.dep February 22, 2010

Suck my cock 

When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock

Boy:u want beef

Boy:suck my cock

Suck my cock by Wertyuio9 November 20, 2018

suck my cock 

One really rude way of asking your lover to have an oral intercourse with you.

Suck my cock Filipe! You little slut!

suck my cock by Diane-chan July 8, 2007

Oh my cock 

Like "oh my god", only with cock.

Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"

Oh my cock by Doc184 July 11, 2010