Montreal 

A city that is past its prime where the best and the brightest have left for Toronto and replaced by naive frogs from the countryside. All that Montreal has going for it is its strip clubs filled with strippers who are not from Montreal:) Please Montrealers, the Habs have not won a cup since the LAST century, since the club started employing only francophone GM's and coaches. It is no longer a dynasty! You can't run an Olympics and you can't even keep a major league baseball team in the city - despite revenue sharing! Sure Montreal is a fun city, but that is all that it will ever be. Like New Orleans, it is a city that exists for the pleasure, gratification and whisms of out-of-towners. If you want success or a better future for your family, move to Toronto or Calgary where people actually work hard. If you are a lazy hippie, welfare bum, crackhead, crackwhore, or ignorant bumpkin frog, then move to Montreal.

Montreal, City, Decay, Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, Canada

Montreal by Toronto the Great July 6, 2006

Montreal 

Montreal is a terrifying place where you can hear police cars and burglar alarms going off late at night.

You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.

Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.

Some areas look very pretty.

The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.

If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.

Montreal people aren't usually very nice.

18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.

They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.

Montreal = worse than Ottawa
Ottawa = worse than Toronto
Toronto = awsome =-D

Montreal by Lovem10101 April 28, 2011

montreal 

Montreal has French Canadians, and the worst drivers in the world.....enough said.

I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock

montreal by Big K Man April 15, 2006

Montreal 

A city that is surprisingly in Canada even though it is is French! They also use Canadian money there!

"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."

Montreal by Megadeth73 May 28, 2008

Montreal 

The grossest city ever.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.

When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
TRUE STORY

Montreal by UD10000 November 24, 2007

Montreal 

Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.

man Montreal is so chill and funny at the same time its crazy

Montreal by Juju on Da Beat November 21, 2021

Montreal tickle 

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job

Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker

Montreal tickle by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019