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magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Minge'atouille 

When a vagina looks horrible and completely unappetizing, but ends up tasting absolutely fantastic. Based upon the French dish that looks like stir fried garbage.
At first, it looked like I was about eat a re-fried blood bath, but it turned out to be Minge'atouille!

Sometimes Minge'atouille smells like fish, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but the flavor appeals to everybody."
-Minge'atouilli

Pro Tip: Give it a lick even if it looks like someone beat her guts up. She just might have some pretty good Minge'atouilli.

Surprisingly, that ugly chick from the bar had Minge'atouilli.

On very rare occasions, a cruntzle turns out to be Minge'atouilli. You just have to be be brave enough to give it a lick.
Minge'atouille by DMonkage May 30, 2014

Nga Kor Ming 

A far-left communist MP of Malaysia who is well-known for his anti-Malay and Islamophobic view. He also supports Israel even though everyone knows the cruelty of Israel towards Palestine. He doesn't deserve to be a Malaysian MP with this kind of view.
Go to hell, Nga Kor Ming! You're not supposed to be a Malaysian at all!
Nga Kor Ming by Nabella October 9, 2023

Plead a Mindy 

To start a story and to promise to finsih it at some later ill defined point in time.
There was this huge commotion going on downtown, but I don't have time for that right now so I'll just plead a Mindy for l8r.
Plead a Mindy by Symply Fargone September 18, 2012

Crusty Minge 

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!
Crusty Minge by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies 

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Minge Munchies by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017