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Smells like shit 

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult
1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
Weed Smells Like Shit by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

fuck like fuck like shit like cum 

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything
*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

spin like shit 

when someone can't decide between two things and ends up choosing neither of them.
like usual, Tyler can't decide between watching a movie or playing a game so he will spin like shit.
spin like shit by DDistrict September 23, 2023

STINKS LIKE SHIT 

I DO!!!!
No matter how much I shower I still STINKS LIKE SHIT. I wash my male clothes but my female clothes STINKS LIKE SHIT as I never wash them. I like to play little boy or little girl games called " STINKS LIKE SHIT ". The way you play the game STINKS LIKE SHIT is you say , " let's SEEYOURASSH0LE".