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Military acronym for "Lost Bad as Shit." Usually used by officers on radios when they don't want to admit that they are lost.
Roger, HQ. I am currently LBS. Could you relay your coordinates to me?
LBS by Corndog1225 January 14, 2008
Lunch Bonding Session.
Lunch: Midday Meal
Bonding: a close personal relationship that forms between people
Sesh: a meeting for execution of a group's functions
LBS

Rules
Rule Number 1: Don't talk about LBS
Rule Number 2 You never ever bring people to LBS
Rule Number 3: There are no rules
Rule Number 4: Completely disregard rule number 3
Nick: Yo man are you going to LBS with those fine ass chicks?
Skylar: Shhh man! Rule number 1!
LBS by Clean as a bean April 16, 2010
LBS: Lower Back Steeze

when you steeze real hard and you wake up and your back really hurts.
Ow dude I pulled my LBS yesterday shrompin
LBS by mcBIIGGGIE December 18, 2010
LBS is an acronym for Leaky Bum Syndrome
lets say your wearing tight pants or pants that don't breathe and sweat builds up between your crack. that my friends is LBS
LBS by J_ April 5, 2007
Liquid Bum Squirt regularly occurs in the older generation should the physically exert themselves for extended periods of time. A mixture of sweat and poo builds up in the arse crack creating a diluted brown stain on his/her shorts. Sometimes can be seen trickling down ones leg.
Guy 1 - Bloody hell have you seen Gregs LBS?

Guy 2 - His wife won't be happy, she'll have to wash his shorts

for the 3rd time this week!

Guy 1 - Yeh, why does he even wear shorts to chess club

anyway?
LBS by Questosterone March 11, 2011
luscious beautiful sexspecialist
She's some cookie She's an lbs
LBS by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005