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st. laurence high school 

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.
“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

Laurence 

She's half of the time a french canadian girl. She's super sweet with everyone until you don't like her. Laurence can be such a bitch between your back, but if you're her victim, you've made something for it to happen. It's called karma, bitch.
Laurence is such an amazing friend.
She's my best bitch friend.
Laurence by Anawesomebitch September 12, 2020

Laurence Joke 

A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.
Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke
Laurence Joke by UrbanEel November 11, 2016

Laurence theory 

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.
How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory

Laurence 

A young boy that is a boy that is not a girl that does boy things like frisbee and minecraft.

The equivalent of a human wolf-puppy.
All hail Prince Laurence

Laurence 

"Thats a Laurence move"
'fuck I hate laurence!"
"laurence, stop"
Laurence by LaurenceHater719123 February 28, 2021