Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

Lampshade Lassie by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Open-door Lassie 

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

Open-door Lassie by Sassbun November 23, 2017

Gaunt ebony lassie 

Porn category for skinny black girls

I’m not picky but I prefer some gaunt ebony lassie porn

Gaunt ebony lassie by Gaunt ebony lassie April 15, 2019

Sassy Lassie

1. A bitch who sasses everyone.
2. A dog who refuses to eat her food.
3. A tiny penis with big balls

1. She refused to answer the question, what a sassy lassie.
2. Fido won't eat her kibbles she acts sassy lassie.
3. His dick is 3", he go a sassy lassie.

Sassy Lassie by KidPolarBear2333443 April 17, 2015

Pulling a Lassie 

Pulling a "Lassie" is as the definition says - It is when your friend is in a situation that they need to get out of and making up a crazy story to tell them to get out of said situation.

Original example "What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck down the well?..." The Pulling a Lassie : "Come home quickly! There is an alligator burning down the house and all I have is a breadstick and a water spritzer and I don't know how long I can hold it off!"

Response: "what's that?! I will get home right now!!"

Pulling a Lassie by Murphs007 February 6, 2020

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos by dO I LOOK- January 21, 2022

dirty lasse

A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,

which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.

We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.

When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!

dirty lasse by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020