duke lacrosse team

a team of non-rapists whose sport and reputations have been destroyed due to over-exploitation and ignorance. many people like to talk about the duke rape case but they actually have very few of the facts (the rest of which they make up in accordance to their own opinions) and jump to conclusions and uninformed decisions.

"Someone knocked a guy unconcious at Cook Out because he was wearing a Duke Lacrosse team shirt? What a fool."

duke lacrosse team by * voice of reason * May 24, 2006

lacrosstitute 

A girl who wants to have sex with lacrosse players. They go to every game, and wait afterwards to talk to the players.

I think your sister is turning into a lacrosstitute...she's always asking you for rides to the games!

lacrosstitute by sufjanstevens May 20, 2008

Lacrosstitute 

A female who will perform oral sex on a guy just because he plays lacrosse.

Justin: Were you at the lacrosse party last night?
Jasson: Hell yeah, one lacrosstitute gave me a wicked nice blowjob!
Justin: High Five!

Lacrosstitute by Matt Driffill November 12, 2008

Lacrosstitute 

A girl who gets "promiscuous" with the majority of the lacrosse team at any given college

1# Man that girl is totally a lacrosstitute.
2# Duh!

Lacrosstitute by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

duke lacrosse 

To accuse customers of rape whilst simultaneously holding at least five other "flavors" of DNA inside oneself, leftover from previous naked performance(s).

The nappy-headed ho that duke lacrossed 'em didn't play no basketball, but she sure did dribble. Good ball handler, too, they say.

duke lacrosse by Dick TrampStampski May 2, 2007

lacrosse goalie 

A person that has enough balls to guard a 6' by 6' net while only using his body and his stick to lead his team to victory. Lacrosse goalies are always willing and daring to put themself in the path of a 5 ounce solid rubber ball traveling at speeds in excess of 100+ mph to stop a shot. Not everyone can be a lacrosse goalie. The position requires extreme amounts of cordination, skill, and bravery. Lacrosse goalies wear little amounts of protection compared to other positions or other contact sports. The only position for a real champ on a lacrosse team.

A real man that isn't afraid to take a hit that leaves a black and blue mark the size of a dinner plate on the inside of their leg. A real leader of the team and a person that isn't afraid of anything. Someone is says... Pain goes away, Victories last a lifetime, and chick dig scars. And that is what a lacrosse goalie is.

lacrosse goalie by laxgoalie6 December 24, 2008

lacrosse-stitute 

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.

'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'

lacrosse-stitute by Tacoman May 22, 2006