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kroger cart tan 

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.
Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
kroger cart tan by maria l. September 25, 2006

Kroger ad 

Another garbage ad that is less cringe than the grubhub ad
Kroger ad by DatAmazingGamer January 15, 2021

Kroger cheader cheese cubes

Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing

Kroger's Ogre 

(1) A customer or shopper who obsessively looks for discounts

(2) A person on Halloween who
has a cheaply made costume
TLC's Extreme Couponing expose a lot of Kroger's ogres and how their addiction is affecting their life
Kroger's Ogre by EmJayee October 14, 2017

kroger cart tan 

"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.
After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.
kroger cart tan by Maria Lehner September 20, 2008

Kroger reject 

A person that worked for Kroger and was not a good worker never following the rules always calling in sick. Then they go work somewhere else and brag they make more or get more hours.
John Joe used to work at Kroger. Now he works for Wal-Mart.

Bill Yes he is a Kroger reject.
Kroger reject by CT1973 November 2, 2011