"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" -
Elizabeth II(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common
conversation:
"Why did you get me a
transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."