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jerkoffasaur 

The term jerkoffasaur comes from combining "jerking off" and "dinosaur". Because dinosaurs are ancient, death and big different meanings apply to the term.

Meaning:
1. Being considered too old to masturbate.
2. Being unable to jerk off, like for example a T-Rex who couldn't masturbate because his arms are simply too short.

3. Dying from too much masturbation or being found with the deceased's hand touching the genital area.
4. Being a big jerk, the size reference can apply to both the size of the subject or the severeness of being a jerk.
1. "He's 40 and still living with his parents doing nothing more than jerking off..." "Don't act so surprised, didn't you know he's a jerkoffasaur?"
2. "He broke both his arms, the poor jerkoffasaur."
3. "He jerked off so many times that he died, what a jerkoffasaur!"
4. "My boss is such a jerkoffasaur that he had me working all weekend long!"
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polar bear jerkoff 

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

jerkoffathon 

See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.
jerkoffathon by actionman777 April 1, 2010
A form of masturbation. Something many Wrestling-Edge users do.
jerkoff by Nitemare January 18, 2003

Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.
Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”
Jerkoff McGee by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022

Jerkofftivity 

Level of jerkoffness
Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.
Jerkofftivity by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009