Valtteri, it's James 

Mercedes-Benz AMG F1 driver, Valtteri Bottas being told by the team's race strategist, James Vowles to let his teammate Lewis Hamilton to take the lead of the 2018 Russian Grand Prix to increase the advantage in the championship standing by 3 points. This movement became very controversial as Bottas was seen as robbed a race win in spite of his effort putting himself on pole position during qualifying on Saturday by team orders, benefiting Lewis Hamilton. At the end of the season, Bottas was the first Mercedes driver who didn't win a race since Michael Schumacher in 2012.

Background aside, numbers of memes we're created from these controversial decisions of team orders.

*Bottas pushing with fresh ultrasoft tires*
James: "Valtteri, it's James. Please hold position. I'm sorry."
Bottas: "Copy James" *cries*

Valtteri, it's James by Cal Grande December 23, 2018

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

James Nightingale's Life 

the latest meme

Have you seen James Nightingale's Life? Its really funny!

James Nightingale's Life by kekontoast January 3, 2017

James Neal's Disease 

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

James Neal's Disease by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.

Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it”

James Cordon’s Birthday by 🙏🙏🙏 February 8, 2021

James Cameron's Blue Shit 

An alternative name for James Cameron's "Avatar", because the Franchise title of "Avatar" is already taken by Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, and all the Avatar comics and novels with Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, Yangchen, Szeto, Wan, etc.

*Side Note: And for Star Wars: Sequel Fans who say "You have to blindly love everything", for them; the Avatar Franchise includes Shyamalan's The Last Airbender; which Star Wars: Sequel Fans completely love that movie if they're also Avatar fans; since Star Wars: Sequel Fans have no taste in quality.

*Also Note: Releasing movies after a decade later doesn't count, and is basically "cheating". As of now, the true #1 movie of all time is still Avengers: Endgame.

WTF is James Cameron thinking; his second blue shit movie has to be among the top five movies of all time just to break even? Very likely, James Cameron's Blue Shit 2 will fail and it will kill 3-5.

He should have released 2-5 soon after the first one came out, before 13 years past guy can people had enough time to pull the curtains and see that James Cameron's Blue Shit isn't as great of a movie as he thinks it is.

James Cameron's Blue Shit by Danny Duignan on Facebook November 29, 2022

James Healy's Mole 

The legendary mole, once on the face of James Healy!

James Healy's mole was very sexy!

James Healy's Mole by rubyhoshino July 4, 2024