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It's not you it's me 

A phrase used when terminating a relationship. Usually used to confuse and/or draw attention away from the real reason the relationship is ending, because of the emotionally painful nature of the reason.

Rarely used in person, more often used in phone converstions, e-mails and voicemails.
He was a nice guy, but he was as good in bed as a cement block. So I called him up last night and told him it was over, but it wasn't him it was me.
It's not you it's me by eight March 29, 2004

fake it while you snake it 

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.
I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!

let me do it for you

A borzoi dog with a long mouth. He always do it for you.
Kanye: This is it
Borzoi: Let me do it for you!
Kanye: No, not this time!
*Borzois jumps down*

fake it till you make it

To act like you are something so you can, in fact, become that thing.
I had no idea her parents were white trash as she always acted so classy. Fake it till you make it!

It's not you it's me 

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

glove it before you love it 

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."
GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!