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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

I am own the dirt orb 

asune mikku: i am own the dirt orb

I kiss my own tightness 

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.
"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

i cut my own slack

Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.
"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole
i cut my own slack by slack cutter February 25, 2012

I drank my own tears 

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
I drank my own tears by MiuNyan September 18, 2011