Hotter than Satan's ballsack 

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

Hotter than Satan's ballsack by s2vet June 23, 2010

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

hotter than a two peckered goat by snappy's February 5, 2008

hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers 

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.

Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!

hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013

Hotter-n-a-TikToker 

Sexy, very appealing

Babe!you look hotter-n-a-TikToker, let's get it on!

Hotter-n-a-TikToker by J.A.Mckeown November 4, 2021

Hotter-n-a-TikToker 

Sexy, celebrity status sexy,

Babe! You look hotter-n-a-TikToker,let's do it!

Hotter-n-a-TikToker by J.A.Mckeown November 4, 2021

Hotter Than a street light 

He's gonna call you as soon as the street lights come on he's gonna come getcha. So basically he won't call you in the day only at night. Cause he can sense that you wanna get did right , claiming that hes a millionare that you have never messed with before.. He's from the streets maken millions and your man can be working in an office job 9-5...

Daly City, raised in 3rd street nigga tryen to collect as many woman as possible, with his charming demeanors flossing his beamer, benz and bently... Always ready to ask for some becky.... While he sits you in his car and says Baby! I dedicate this song to you, while flowing it out loud in his car over looking the sunset at the beach shawty you's "Hotter than a street light"

Hotter Than a street light by Always ready 2 gimme dat Henry September 29, 2010

Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire 

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.

Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire by Cofer April 21, 2006