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A combination of being both high and tired.
Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."
hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008
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hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.
Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.
hired help by pheebee August 22, 2008

hoebag hoedown 

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

Hoedashians 

A group of sexy bad ass bitches who are out of fucks to give. They are a huge family who marries their daughters. But like like I said they are out of fucks to give
"Don't fuck with the Hoedashians, they ain't afraid to cut a bitch."

Horde of Midgets 

When a group of midgets and/or dwarfs gather together it is referred to as a horde.
A horde of midgets attacked a flock of geese after enjoying their lunch picnics during national midget day in San Antonio.
Horde of Midgets by onebraveprune December 18, 2008
1. Stop; pause; wait for me
2. Covered with skank-type women a.k.a. hoes
3. To dress/look the part of a hoe
1. "Hoed up nigga! I gots to tie my shoe laces!"
2. "Don't go to that strip club unless you wanna get hoed up."
3. "Damn, Stacey! Who you all hoed up for? We just goin' to the club."
hoed up by Veronica & Katie August 8, 2006