It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.
Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!
The sexual act of two men spit roasting a woman and once in vinegar strokes locking eyes before yelling draw and pulling out to fire their loads at one another like cowboys of the old west beneath a midday sun. If you miss you lose.