hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

hamburger in the shower by HunterJohnston2002 April 22, 2018

squished hamburger 

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

squished hamburger by C- bass September 23, 2007

Spicy Hamburger 

The act of performing Fellatio, Cunninglingus, or Analingus with either Jalepenos and/or Salsa in one's mouth.

My Girlfriend cheated on me so as revenge I gave her a spicy hamburger.

Spicy Hamburger by Edion036 May 12, 2014

Sharp hamburger 

A hamburger that is able to cut due to its sharpness

You wanna know how I got this scars?

Sharp hamburger

Sharp hamburger by FunniMomento420 August 18, 2022

sexual hamburger 

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!

Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.

sexual hamburger by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006

over stuffed hamburger

When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.

She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.

over stuffed hamburger by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper 

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper by tbeaversj October 20, 2010