halloween 

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!

halloween by Jakestar December 30, 2005

halloween 

John Carpenter's best movie.

"I saw 'Halloween' when I was a kid. Scared the piss outta' me, man."

halloween by Emma October 27, 2003

halloween 

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil

dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween

halloween by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

halloween 

halloween

A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels

For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene

halloween by Elmo Homo October 26, 2006

Halloween 

That one time of year when everybody thinks everyone in their neighborhood suddenly turns into a child poisoning psychopath.

October 30: "Oh howdy, neighbor! Can't wait for Halloween tomorrow. It's going to be a fun night. Make sure to bring plenty of candy for the kids."
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"

Halloween by weasel1969 October 14, 2019

Halloween 

In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. -Mean Girls

Regina George on Halloween, Nuff said...............

Halloween by I'm Starry Eyed:) November 10, 2012

Halloween 

In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

I hate halloween! said no one ever

Halloween by helmen November 1, 2012