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gouche smack 

When you smack your balls against your gouche and makes a sound like when you are beating eggs.
I made such a loud sound when i did the gouche smack.
gouche smack by Eli R. May 19, 2008

gouche hinder 

The sweat that forms in ones gouche.
Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder?
Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it, so go fall down a well.
Sean: Fuck you ALL.
gouche hinder by Dmarsh June 12, 2008

Gouche-Asuarus-Rex 

Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche
Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel
Gouche-Asuarus-Rex by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010

Gouche Smooch 

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
Gouche Smooch by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

gouche slap 

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap
gouche slap by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

Gouche Fairy 

Small, winged creatures living in that gouchal region. They use their mouths to clean the gouche when it starts to chaffe. Some believe the Gouche Fairy to only be a creature of myth similar to the attractive side of Maggie Gyllenhaal. However there have been citings in the Northeastern quadrant of the United States of America.
"Good thing the gouche fairy arrived today because my gouche was on fireeeee!!"