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gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
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gloryhole 

A hole in the wall used to penetrate and peep out the other side, allowing the person on the other side to give pleasure. Sometimes found in bathrooms, such as airplain bathrooms.
*On a plane
Santay: "I´m so bored"
Monikah: "You should try out the gloryhole, it was great!"

urban gloryhole

a man with a double sided dildo up his ass that you then play with.
me and James did a urban gloryhole
urban gloryhole by CabeyBabey April 7, 2021

Gloryhole 

Something that young schoolkids (mainly boys) do to bus seats. It usually begins with a small hole and pretty soon the whole bus seat is ripped. You can usually put a quote in it, but it shouldn't be inappropriate if the bus driver finds out. If ripped correctly, it could result in a Gloryholious Maximus, which is the largest gloryhole known to man. Not to be confused with Orange Julius.
"Evan! Stop ripping that bus seat! I can't afford to cover up another Gloryhole!"
Gloryhole by OJ Julius September 30, 2012

Texas Gloryhole 

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!
"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

gloryhole 

the creator of the gloryhole was Jeffery Williams aka gloryhole. He first devised it in 1910 in the large gay community of fresno. Later on he moved to LA and spread it more until it went all across america. Gloryhole is a legend
Where the fuck is gloryhole?
He's prolly smokin that dank ass hit NIGGA?
Naw, Dog i meant a gloryhole to stick my shit in, I just got out a prison nugga, i need that release, the glory hole is the way i gets it.
Whatever dog.

Ukrainian Gloryhole 

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”