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crotch fuzz 

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.
"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"
crotch fuzz by Hildeekat April 24, 2013
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Fuzz Chumbler 

Slang:
1. A person or thing that is utterly stupid.
2.An action done by someone that is repulsive or completely ignorant.
3. A nice way to say retard.
4. A person that eats fuzz off a hairy nutsack.
5. A pedophile
6. a goofy person.
7. somewhat of a gomer as qouted by adam ohman.
haha your a Cuzz Chumbler.
Dude! hes a Fuzz Chumbler

jackons a fuzz chumbler.
does that fuzz chumbler know what hes doing????
I cant believe that fuzz chumbler had the nerve to call me back after he humped my dog.
Fuzz Chumbler by adam ohman August 3, 2005
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Comes from the fact that a lot of police back in the 60's joined straight of the military and they brought with them the very short military haircut that gave them the appearance of fuzz on their heads. When they took their hats off, your first comment might be, hey look, it's the fuzz. It's a style of haircut that made wearing a police hat more comfortable and cooler to wear......still in vogue today and used by many police officers around the world.
The officer took his hat off and the hippy yelled...hey look, it's the fuzz.
the fuzz by we_are_anecdotal March 13, 2016

no-funzilla 

(n) A female cousin of the succubus, but instead of thriving on sexual energy she sucks all fun out of anywhere she goes. Often used in reference to an over controlling, OCD girlfriend.
Friend: Dude, Jon, when are you gonna dump no-funzilla?
Jon: Hey, suck my taint... oh, wait... I gotta go, Ashley called.
no-funzilla by TeddY2K January 2, 2009
A very handsome, cute little boiii and very trustworthy and you can always talk to him about anything so that he can help you out.
I want to like fuzail
Fuzail by Jeff's facts May 3, 2020

fizzing at the bung 

To be in a state of intense excitement.
"Mate, I'm so excited about that concert on Saturday, I'm practically fizzing at the bung!"
the police (see also fuzz station)
If the fuzz find out where you are hiding, I won't help you.
the fuzz by Light Joker June 25, 2005