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Granny Fondler 

Yes officer, it turns out that Mr J. Roberts was the granny fondler all along!
Granny Fondler by DedMonkey December 20, 2010

Fiddle-fondler 

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.
Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

Fecal Fondler 

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal
Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler
Fecal Fondler by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

anus fondler 

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
anus fondler by boomkablamo April 28, 2006

Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler 

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.
“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

fetus fondler 

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.
fetus fondler by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014