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Swedish Foghorn 

If your getting head and you blow an airhorn just before you bust a nut, she will jerk up and you will continue to orgasm and blow it in her face, this is called a Swedish Foghorn.
Your girlfriend complained because you failed to warn her last time, this time give her the Swedish Foghorn. Is there any better warning? NO!!!

You meet a girl at a party and decide to get freaky, you take her to a vacant room, when all your buds hear the telltale sign of the Swedish Foghorn, "a loud horn", they will cheer your name, mad props.
Swedish Foghorn by Tyler Jn. December 9, 2008
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Gay Foghorn 

When something someone says or does is TOTALLY asinine, stupid, R-tarded or the like then the Gay Foghorn must be brought out.

You make a hand pulling motion as if you were honking the horn of a semi truck, and make a fog horn sound high to low, "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA"

When a Gay Foghorn is used appropriately the user is bought a drink of their choice by the offender. However, if the Gay Foghorn is used inappropriately, the falsely charged 'offender' is then allowed to have his choice of either giving the abuser (aka user)a cock punch or having a drink bought for him by said abuser.
A couple of dudes are at a bar just chilin having some brewski's. Then a Clay Aiken remix comes on over the speakers and one dude, lets call him Klein, says, "This is totally my jam, lets go dance!" Lunchbox looks at him and says <insert fog horn pulling motion> "GAAAAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAAAAAAAA" Having been given the Gay Foghorn, Klein then understands the error of his ways and retreats inside himself and buys Lunchbox a delicious Caucasian.
Gay Foghorn by Tjockiss September 29, 2006

Puerto Rican Foghorn 

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn
this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn
Puerto Rican Foghorn by travs02 December 20, 2008

Arizona Foghorn 

The act of burping and then blowing it in someone's face, also a Hooka technique in which you cup your hands together and blow the smoke in them close them, go up to someone and blow it in their face.
Todd: I drank to much last night man.
Ben: Yeah man me too. I gave tina an Arizona foghorn and she got pissed!
Todd: Nice!
Arizona Foghorn by yesitwasmenick September 10, 2013

smack that foghorn 

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.
Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

northern foghorn 

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!
Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!
northern foghorn by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

froghorn 

When excited and wanting to share your good news you froghorn it by telling as many people as loudly and boldly as possible.
Phil has froghorned to the whole building that his family created the green grocer store.
froghorn by Zacman12 January 31, 2017