filf 

fatty id like to fuck

shit that fatty is a filf

filf by j money July 22, 2004

filf 

freshman I'd like to fuck

Back when I was a sophmore my friend was obsessed with the hot freshmen girls that were new at the school. I proudly adapted the name filf, coming off of the American Pie phase. To extend the story, this friend was caught taking pictures of these filfs in the cafeteria with a digital camera. The girls subsequently told their conselors and faced some awkward situations. He also hosted the FILF Poll which was the general consensus on who was the hottest freshman girl. (the winner's name was Theresa). For this, Theresa ends up im-ing my friend and having a huge awkward moral discussion. Anyway the whole saga was very entertaining.

Dude, look at that hot freshman, what a FILF.

filf by EmJayAre is a freak May 13, 2005

FILF 

"FAMF I'd like (to) fuck"

"Fuck it like (a) FAMF"

FAMF (meaning fast ass mother fucker)

Girl #1: Oh damn that boy was so fast
Girl #2: Yeah girl he was a FILF.
Girl #1: FILF?
Girl #2: He's a FAMF i'd like to fuck
Girl #1: Oh I love FAMFs
Girl #2: Yeah i prefer Fast ass mother fuckers as well.
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Parker: Damn she's so hott.
Patrick: Yeah I'd totally FILF that!

FILF by Parkrick December 15, 2009

filf 

Fag I'd like to Fuck!

Wow look at Ryan Secrest he is such a Filf

filf by bwayboston July 7, 2006

filf 

English term for the police, or cops

scarper lads, it's da filf

filf by end-o-son November 9, 2006

filf 

Acronym for 'Furniture I'd like to fuck'

My filf is so greasy, I ought to be the one wearing the antimacassar.

filf by Michaud050 December 17, 2020

FILF 

Noun
Fuck I'd Like to Forget

Gary: So I heard you slept with Marisa. Did you know she's married?
Dave: Hell no I didn't know that! What a ho ... She's definitely a FILF!

FILF by FILF Hater January 11, 2009