Festival Friend! 

Friends that you make at a festival, and won't stop referencing/name dropping. Your other friends get pissed off and tease you with outbursts of "friend!" and "festival friend!", just like in the inbetweeners.

Douche 1: Aww yeah, just texting Chesky. Seeing her this weekend!

Chorus: Awhhh, festival friend!

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Person: So what were you up to this weekend?

Douche: Seeing some people from Reading. Did I mention I met loads of people at Reading and now we're best friends?

Chorus: Awwwh you made fwends at weading! Festival Fwend!

Festival Friend! by moronicmaster September 27, 2010

Festival Dude-bro 

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

Festival Dude-bro by Broomy April 22, 2007

Festival Grass 

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

Festival Grass by snozzi January 29, 2009

festival ready 

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

festival ready by Bboxed September 2, 2014

Festival Witch 

Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.

Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."

Festival Witch by pete45 February 23, 2015

Festival Mom 

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

Festival Mom by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020

Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days

Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!

Festival of the Clom by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013