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(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.
Man I wish I could Felonis like that!
Felonis by DaStuff February 5, 2010

Felonious bullshit 

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.
Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!
Felonious bullshit by Exdink April 7, 2017
Felonio is the illegal act of sucking someones dick against their will.
Guy#1 Yo I just I just got arrested.
Guy#2 Why?
Guy#1 I just felonio'd a dude.
Guy#2 Jesus christ.
felonio by mr.kevkev September 29, 2017

Felonious Chubby Chaser 

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

felonious trunk 

A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.
Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!
felonious trunk by deagler11 January 7, 2013

feloniously asalted 

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.
We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!