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Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
Fat Chick Mojo by D Bills October 9, 2007
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Fat Chick Rodeo 

When you're banging a really fat chick doggie style and your friends are hiding in the closet. After a little while your friends run out of the closet and yell "GO!" Thats when you hold on to the fat chick for dear life as she tries to get away. Longest time wins!
"I won the fat chick rodeo with a time of 15 seconds!"

fat chick thriller

A male or female that fat people tend to be drawn to in a sexual manner.

A male or female that chase the fat people chubby chaser
A guy in subway minding his own business when a fat chick comes up looking for a good time. so he is in fact a fat chick thriller.

fat chick angle 

A particular style/angle of a close up picture that portrays a fat girl as normal, or even in some cases, hot.
"Dude, Brittany's picture is soo hot."
"Nah, bro, that's a fat chick angle."
"Ah shit. She's my girlfriend already."
"I heard she's violent, good luck ending it buddy.
fat chick angle by Mikey Hitlerz September 21, 2009

Fat Chick Mentality 

Fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. This state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama calculatingly disseminated, loudly, to all 36 of their "best friends" in order to gain attention, perpetual and continual low self-esteem, spells of crying, self-centeredness with regard to their problems, and an emotionally fragile though hard-headed view of the world around them.
Homeboy, i banged this really hot chick last night, but as i was leaving her place i saw a picture of her from highschool where she weighed 300 lbs, which explains her need to call all 36 of her "best friends" at 1 am in order to ask for their advice on having me over. She clearly is maintaining the fat chick mentality.

Fat Chick Mentality 

An attractive girl who is incredibly cool and chill. You have a great time with them. This phenomenon is strange considering most hot girls are stuck up and annoying while most "fat" girls are nice and fun to hang out with.
Wow Betty is so hot and cool it's almost as if she has a fat chick mentality.
Fat Chick Mentality by stnzmn90 January 5, 2009

Fat Chick Rodeo 

When your in a club and you find the fattest chick there. You hold round her and whisper in her ear "You're the fattest fucking thing in here" and see how long you can stay on for!
Ha ha, I cant believe Josh managed 20 seconds on the fat chick rodeo!
Fat Chick Rodeo by BrownieG March 5, 2009