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extended one-night-stand 

1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.
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extended warranty 

i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty
"hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty"

Extended borrow

when you borrow something for a longer time than intended
eitan extended borrow ying shan 's pants

extended loan 

A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your mind.
I gave my first mp3 player to Jim on extended loan, but since my new mp3 player got stolen, I was able to ask for the old one back.
extended loan by MatthiasFW August 6, 2007

Extended Emphasis Disorder

The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.
A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

Or when Clint has to say it.

"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)

Extended One 

An "extended one" occurs when two men touch the tips od their erections together and a woman simultaneously jerks both men off at once. (This can also be done homosexually.)
Bro, that chick over there said she'll only hook up with me tonight if we do the extended one. Get over here!
Extended One by beast696969 August 3, 2010

extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...