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exclamation poop 

When you fart and a small poop comes out at the end.
Daniel was surprised by the exclamation poop at the end of his fart.
exclamation poop by Trailer Chimp October 5, 2022

Retarded Exclamation Point 

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

horizontal exclamation point

An erection; hard on; boner; stiffy; Woodrow
During a private tutoring session, I pleasured my English teacher with my horizontal exclamation point. Needless to say, I got an "A".

horizontal exclamation mark 

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).
Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





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premature exclamation 

When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.
"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"

Engrish Exclamation Mark

When a foreigner tries to type English they sometimes use an unnecessary space between the last word and the exclamation mark.
French Guy: Oh man, that is awesome !
British Guy: Damn your Engrish exclamation marks!