Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.

GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.

Epic Exaggerationist by Dasage November 13, 2011

Exaggeratious 

The act of being exaggerative, exaggerated, or exhibit exaggeration...exaggeratively.

You might think I'm passionate, hell, maybe even a bit crazy; I'm simply EXAGGERATIOUS.

Exaggeratious by Redwolf2268 December 1, 2020

Exasperation Punctuation 

When someone adds punctuation to a message to convey extra annoyance.

Jimmy: K.
Sally: Is u mad?
Jimmy: no.

Sally: You're using exasperation punctuation....

Exasperation Punctuation by SamBamOhMan December 22, 2016

under-exaggerating 

opposite of over-exaggerating; to reduce the limits of truth; understate; represent under-proportionality

Drake: "What are you talking about I've only done that to you like once."
Kamile: "OMG! What are you talking about you're like under-exaggerating. You've done that like a bajillion times."

under-exaggerating by eekkamile September 21, 2009

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation 

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation by Zacarias August 3, 2007

exagerationist 

derived from the term exagerator,
refers to a person who all constantly exagerates everything they say and do, almost like a proffession.
he/she is an exagerationist.

Lee is an exagerationist.

exagerationist by melissa p July 16, 2004

exaggerator calibrator 

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

exaggerator calibrator by provider44 January 18, 2010