Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

Eighth-assing it by Eighthass January 1, 2023

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eighth graditis

A sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. Similar to junioritis and senioritis. Eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.

middle school kid: man, I just took the GEPA, I'm done with school I have eighth graditis.

older brother: Haha shut up I just took the hspa you suck! Just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).

middle school kid: nobody understands me..

eighth graditis by datniggggggga June 22, 2009

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Eighth Hole

Avoiding the press.

President Obama skipped the Eighth Hole on Martha's Vineyard to avoid talking to the press waiting there.

Eighth Hole by G Fourtner August 25, 2011

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Eighth Graders

Eighth graders are kids who are eager to get to know highschoolers and often become obsessed and/or creepy with their highschool friends but once they become freshman they "lose touch" with them and conform into a social group becoming a totally different person.

Desperate 8th grader - so...do you have a boyfriend

Highschooler - no, why?

Desperate 8th grader - no reason. Hey! can i have your number?

Highschooler - uh..no

-OR in a even creepier situation-

hotdrummer4life - sup! this iz rick
basketballchick - who's rick and how did you get my email?
hotdrummer4life - i got it from my frinds i was wonring if u will go out with me?
basketballchick - I'm going to call the police if you don't stop following me. I'm tired of all you weird eighth graders.

Eighth Graders by kifgotback June 11, 2006