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Egghead by UwUdaddycum September 26, 2023

Egghead Mason 

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.
Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.
Egghead Mason by clarize March 19, 2020

Egghead with braces 

A girl or boy (we don’t judge) who has a egg shaped head and has braces
OMG u look like a egghead with braces
Egghead with braces by Slide sloot September 21, 2018

Egghead Bullshit 

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.

Egghead. yaouri slop 

Egghead. is a punk rock band featuring the members Johnny Reno, Mike Faloon and John Ross Bowie.

Yaouri is a mix of the words yaoi and yuri. This is because the creator of this, when shipping the people Johnny Reno and John Ross Bowie, felt that the two were “they’re boys but also girls they’re both”.
TL;DR this is a term for when you ship these two band members.
“Dude. I FUCKING LOVE EGGHEAD. YAOURI SLOP… I NEED MORE!!!!”
Egghead. yaouri slop by barrysbarry February 18, 2025

Egghead Diplomacy 

When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.
Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.
Egghead Diplomacy by Gordy W. March 12, 2025