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Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

Driveway Fogging 

When you and your friends park in a strangers driveway and hotbox your vehicle.
That looks like a great spot for driveway fogging.
Driveway Fogging by Kewich October 13, 2020

Driveway Face 

A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
Driveway Face by Chance Panic September 9, 2021

Driveway Idiot 

Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
Driveway Idiot by TheHornyAsian November 2, 2021

Driveway Decision 

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.
Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision
Driveway Decision by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

Driveway Beers

The art of drinking berr with friends in a driveway and it having the same appeal and environment of drinking at a bar.
It was late Sunday afternoon and there wasn't enough time to go to the bar and drink, so we all met at Tom's house for driveway beers.