Dog Fuckerson 

When someone has sexual relations with their dog and has a full head of bone.

"That guys a dog fuckerson, i hear tongue punches his dogs ringhole every night."

Dog Fuckerson by Braedan K Beck April 19, 2018

the dog fucked the ass-kisser 

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

the dog fucked the ass-kisser by Gabric October 23, 2022

fucked the dog 

to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i

fucked the dog by eggy mule August 19, 2010

fucked a dog 

Totally screwed up; performed exceptionally poorly

"You lost the Johnson account?? You fucked a dog this time!!"

fucked a dog by rararajaj October 23, 2003

fucked the dog 

To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable

I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog

fucked the dog by Omallley April 11, 2005

i fucked my dog 

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

i fucked my dog by Clioonline March 8, 2018

fucked the dog 

Complete incompetence and unable to complete a basic task.

RM: This is a shitty hockey game.

CG: Ya, the Habs haven't scored for the third game in a row!
RM: I know, they sure fucked the dog tonight.

fucked the dog by ha223kj2 April 13, 2011