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DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...
George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"
DickFucked by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021

Dickfuck 

A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.
Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.
Dickfuck by GeurillaChris December 28, 2005

Dickflute 

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010

dickflat 

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!
dickflat by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015
A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.
Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake
dickflake by ShayBey December 8, 2016

dickfudge 

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus
Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!
dickfudge by Calli Killa April 17, 2006