Immigration and Customs Enforcement 

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement by DMJohnson April 8, 2025

Logical Immigration and Customs

A form of Logical Retention where one side in a discussion assumes the role of gatekeeper, determining what counts as valid logic, acceptable evidence, or permissible reasoning before the opponent’s argument is even examined. Like a customs officer inspecting every item, the gatekeeper subjects each claim to arbitrary scrutiny, rejecting anything that doesn’t match their preferred standards—often without justifying those standards. The focus shifts entirely from the content of the argument to the process of “clearing” it for entry. This tactic exhausts the opponent, turning debate into an endless bureaucratic ordeal.

Logical Immigration and Customs Example: “He wouldn’t discuss climate policy until she first defined ‘proof,’ then ‘evidence,’ then ‘valid inference’—Logical Immigration and Customs, demanding visa paperwork before engaging substance.”

Logical Immigration and Customs by Abzugal April 3, 2026

customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.

Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!

customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008

promoted to customer 

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

promoted to customer by slipsheet June 25, 2006

customwoodburning 

the shittiest most wonderful wood burner in the whole wide world❤️ her sneaky link is mt mak and her pookie bear is fiona apples poo 55 y🥺🥺 signed -customwoodburninghastits

hey, let’s go watch customwoodburnings liv and spam it with “will you be my pookie bear?”

customwoodburning by customwoodburninghastits August 20, 2021

customer is always right 

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

customer is always right by French038 December 1, 2005

Customer Service 

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.

-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"

Customer Service by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013