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taco-cruncher 

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.
You don't belong here taco-cruncher
taco-cruncher by VibezXD May 22, 2023

Fuck Crunchies 

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
Fuck Crunchies by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Crunchin 

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.
Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin
Crunchin by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

crunched myself 

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.
"Sorry I crunched myself"
crunched myself by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

mud crunchers

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?
mud crunchers by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007

taco-cruncher 

taco-cruncher or tacocruncher is a slur towards hispanics or people who are half hispanic.
White Man: Yoo what's up my taco-cruncher!!

Hispanic Man: Yoo shut the fuck up, gringo!!!