CREEP
Definition #3
A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2).
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off &To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have
Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night & at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or
Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to
Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During
the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.