Cultural Creationist

(noun) A person who labels a piece of fiction such as a book, TV show, or movie as being too "political", "preachy" or "woke" for it's social commentary, when in reality, the person simply dislikes it because it doesn't personally match their own politics or beliefs. The same way Christian creationists deny scientific evidence because it doesn't fit their religious beliefs.

Person 1: Dude, have you seen the new Watchmen on HBO? It's fucking fake "woke" political garbage. Don't waste your time.
Person 2: You do know that the graphic novel and Snyder's movie were both extremely political, right? That's the theme of the whole thing. Politics.
Person 1: Whatever! "Wokemen" is still lame!
Person 2: Man, you're seriously starting to sound like a Cultural Creationist!

Cultural Creationist by Generation Xero October 27, 2019

Singular Creationist 

A gamer who specializes in a certain class or race and will only digress from his specialization in the event of a missing healer or over abundance of said specialization.

Dave: Okay everybody, make your characters.

Tony: I'll be the fighter.

Dave: Tony you singular creationist, play as a mage for once, douche.

Singular Creationist by Lee A-Dizzle August 10, 2007

Football Creationist 

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

Football Creationist by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025

creativist

Noun -- (1) To be a creative activist. (2) To challenge conventionality using art and expressionism as your tools. (3) To creatively enact change.

Ex. #1: Don't Lose Your Day Job is home to creativist's both large and small!

Ex. #2: Kanye West is a creativist with his banned album cover.

creativist by Scruffy McGhee October 21, 2010

Creationasst 

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.

I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.

Creationasst by Bill gronos August 4, 2008

creationism 

The idea that two centuries of consistent scientific data by thousands of logical minds is wrong and that Earth and life were not created by a causal chain of events but by an infinitely knowing, loving and powerful--yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar--deity in less than a week. Its strongest argument is its compelling assertion that if you don't believe in it, you'll go to Hell with everyone Jerry Falwell finds personally distasteful and you'll all roast for eternity while demons gangrape you with white-hot tridents.

Jack Chick said science is just as evil as Catholics and Jews, and that's why I believe in creationism.

creationism by Teflon Don March 31, 2004

creationism 

The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.

I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.

creationism by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008