Ass Crack Lane

When you can see someone's butt crack and look directly into it.

DOOD1: Man look over there

DOOD2: Man that is Gross

DOOD3: What happened?

DOOD2: I just went down ass crack lane :|

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Satan's Ass Crack

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

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The extra skin that shows above the pant line when a female wears pants that are too tight.

Eww, look at that chick, She has pre crack back ass fat.

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Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

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Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

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the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

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When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.

"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."

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