Cutler's Curse 

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

Cutler's Curse by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020

The Scotsman's Curse 

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

The Scotsman's Curse by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

Tj's Curse 

Whenever Tj declares that a character is his favorite regardless of the anime, that character is bound to perish.

"Wow Kakyoin is my favorite character in Stardust Crusaders" *dies* "Well, fuck Tj's Curse."

Tj's Curse by DankM3Mer69 July 3, 2021

Koronba's Curse 

Imagine a line of how well people can treat unexpected popularity suddenly busting their bubble of reality, and, of that line, of where the other can go to extreme length to let all the praise and positivity go through their head and boost their ego, eventually letting their career go to a uncontrollable downward spiral through controversies, and controversies. Or by the other extreme, of where the other one try their damnedest to curb stomp and limits their popularity gain through trying to talk their fans out, and if that doesn't work, they will resort to (usually bad) tactics of trying to limit the amount of people seeing their artistry through very unorthodoxy methods, and, (if even that doesn't work) full-out guilt tripping their audience to make them fully submit and stop spreading their works through the direct attack to their moral compass.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in you're computer?

Person 2: Well, i currently trying to delete all of the things i uploaded to the internet, i don't think all of the efforts that i put into these works will be worth it anymore.

Person 1: Are... Are you suffering from the Koronba's Curse?

Koronba's Curse by Ronba March 8, 2023

Shantae and the Pirate's Curse 

Shantae and the Pirate's Curse is game that was It was released in North America on the 3DS eShop on October 23, 2014 and on the Wii U eShop on December 25, 2014, and in PAL regions on both platforms on February 5, 2015. The game was later ported to PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Steam, Amazon Fire TV, and Nintendo Switch. The game features the belly-dancing Half-Genie Shantae, and continues on after Shantae: Risky's Revenge where in the end of that game, she loses her magic. She must team up with her rival Risky Boots to stop the evil Pirate Master. It was well received, and many fans of the Shantae franchise consider it their favorite Shantae game.

Person 1: Have you played the amazing Shantae and the Pirate's Curse?
Person 2: No, I have not.
Person 1: Well, what are you waiting for, go play it! It's only $20 USD, and it's on the 3DS, Wii U, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, Amazon Fire TV, and the Nintendo Switch!

Shantae and the Pirate's Curse by memesgalore05464 June 11, 2018

Five course knuckle shuffle 

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

Five course knuckle shuffle by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

Cashman's Curse 

An unfortunate combination of herpes (hsv) and genital warts (hpv). Often accompanied by a choking BO stench.

GEEZ!! What is that smell?!?! Oh, I think it's Mel. Looks like she caught the Cashman's Curse.

Cashman's Curse by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007