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holy communion 

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.
Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.
Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.

ur family reunion a transgender communion 

Worst insult known to man, trumps all others, and should only be used if you have to finish another man. This one cannot have no u used as a rebuttal, as it is too strong
Bob- Ur mom gey lul
Joe-Ur dad lesbian
Bob- Ur granny tranny
Joe- Ur grandpap a trap
Bob- Ur family tree LGBT
Joe- Ur family reunion a transgender communion
*Bob tries to say no u but dies immediately*

caboose communion 

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.
"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."
caboose communion by devilreyes February 22, 2007

ur family reunion homo communion 

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin
edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death